She claims it wasn’t posed or planned, and I believe her. Dame Helen presents as so talented and intelligent. I don’t think she’d go to the trouble of setting up a long lens paparazzi shot if she wanted to show the world how hot she is. She’d own her hotness and get herself a magazine spread.
Did I mention Helen Mirren is 69 years-old? Yep, that’s right. This bikini babe is pensionable!
What’s her secret, you ask.
Believe it or not, Helen Mirren owes her va-va-voom figure to the RCAF (Royal Canadian Air Force).
My research indicates she’s a devotee of the XBX Plan, a daily twelve-minute interval training program developed by the RCAF in the early 60’s. I found it online. It’s a surprisingly complicated system of charts, multiple levels and a catchy slogan: Wishing is not good enough!
Each activity is demonstrated by glamour girls in ballet leotards. I confess I haven’t exactly read the whole thing, even though I’ve been following the program (sort of) for the past couple of weeks.
According the RCAF circa 1960, if I keep it up I’ll have enough energy to both serve my country AND mop my kitchen floor! Best of all, I won’t develop unsightly bulging muscles (whew–that’s a relief!)
Men interested in pursuing available floor mopping opportunities will be happy to learn there’s a men’s version called the 5BX Plan.
While I’m not quite ready for my bikini shot, my kitchen floor is sparkling.